Fight For Your Blood Orange
As you may be aware, everyone loves the blood orange because of its unique taste and supremely delicious texture, as well as its zesty pulp and the capacity it has to produce juices that are so delicious that it feels like you’re going to faint from the pure ecstatic juicy juiciness(forgive my excessive wording, but I love juice)… what can you possibly do when faced with such deliciousness? You must fight for them.
Fight for your blood orange. Your blood orange will not simply fall into your lap. You must pay for it in order to eat it, and because blood oranges can be somewhat more expensive than normal oranges, you will have to do some hard work and earn some cash in order to be able to afford the many kilos of blood orange goodness you’re going to purchase. It’s not that you’re a consumer sheep who is going to just buy them—but you’re well aware of your own impulses and you know that the blood orange has a power of its own. It can drive you mad with its utter deliciousness. It can seem as if you can’t contain yourself from eating this divine goodness. If you were to make love to a goddess, that goddess would probably have blood oranges for breasts. This is the sheer level of deliciousness that a blood orange possesses. You cannot possibly fight it, so you know that you have to stock up as much as possible. This is an ongoing battle and you will not stop until you claim as many blood oranges as you can!
Remember that there are other people out there who also like blood oranges, and they will also fight for them. You must do your best to stand at the top of the food chain—it’s a Blood Orange-eat-blood orange world, and you’re going to have to sharpen your skills in order the stand at the summit of this world. Don’t let the blood orange escape you—doing so is equivalent to facing eternal disgrace.
Now go, travel the world and purchase as many blood oranges as you can. You can do it—the blood oranges will always be proud of you for doing your best.
